GODMODE CLUB · LOYALTY
THE CLIMB FROM MORTAL TO god.
Godmode Club is our loyalty program. Rank is earned on real orders and nothing else. The program goes live with the store; the design is below, and the founding list is open now.
THE MECHANICS
HOW RANK IS earned.
Three moves. The exact math publishes with the full terms before launch, and it will be plain arithmetic. Never the words 'up to'.
ORDER
Every real order counts toward rank from launch day one. Orders only: no points for follows, shares, or birthday months.
ASCEND
Orders move you from Mortal to Demigod to God. Thresholds publish with the full terms, in plain arithmetic you can check against a receipt.
COLLECT
Each rank carries its perks from the day you reach it: early drops, exclusive flavors, first word on everything new.
EARNED ON ORDERS, NOT promises.
THE LADDER
THREE RANKS, ONE direction.
Named for the house line: train like a mortal, build like a god. Every perk below is an at-launch commitment.
RANK I
MORTAL
Where everyone starts.
- Every order counts from your firstAT LAUNCH
- Drop announcements to your inboxAT LAUNCH
RANK II
DEMIGOD
The proven middle of the climb.
- Early access window on every dropAT LAUNCH
- A vote on the next flavor we makeAT LAUNCH
RANK III
GOD
The summit. Earned, never sold.
- Exclusive flavor runs for this rank onlyAT LAUNCH
- First access to every drop and restockAT LAUNCH
- The full perk sheet, published with the termsAT LAUNCH
If a row on this table cannot be honored on launch day, the row comes down before launch, not after. The full program terms publish before the store opens and will be linked here.
THE RULES OF THE CLUB
WHAT THIS CLUB WILL NEVER do.
EVERY NUMBER HERE IS REAL, OR IT IS absent.
We could put a member counter on this page. It would be a lie until launch, so there is no counter. When the club is live, the numbers you see will be the numbers there are.
THE DOORS OPEN AT launch.
THE FOUNDING LIST
IN BEFORE THE DOORS open.
Joining the list earns no points by itself; rank comes from orders, and orders start at launch. What it does get you: your email marked as a founding member, the full terms in your inbox the day they publish, and points that count from launch day one, first order forward.
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